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 06.03.2014
I’ve seen a beautiful thing today... A girl is walking out some kind of microshava, chihuahua, or something like that: a tiny, trembling in a pink puddle. And in front of them, the snorkeler Ivanich with his cat came out of the basement. The cat (enormous and chic) in a fighting position before the chihuahua stood, shrugged and tried to hit the leg, well, the girl screamed. Ivanov said so calmly:
“Fu, Murzik Borisovich...Fu... What’s there, there’s a whole GMO!
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