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 03.09.2008
We celebrated a party with a group... Late in the evening, you can even say an early night, I stand in the kitchen, my dishes. A group enters.
"Katyucha, and that you wash the dishes, tomorrow we will get up, we will wash."
What I answer to him: "Better I wash now, as long as the good mood, well-being and there is a desire to do something, or tomorrow, throw, with a hammer, with a headache, this dish is not something to wash, it will not even look at." Here this miracle says:"I marry you, you have all that a real woman needs - the ability to wash dishes and third-size breasts in time."
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