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 03.09.2008
Fiancee: I read a notebook of one of my predecessors, she worked in 2004) "text reduction: file - page parameters - percentage of the natural size - 60%" we have 98 word, I have it all, but I did not find it there)

Fiancee: "we count in Excel the sum: click on the barrel, +, click on the barrel, +, click, etc. Until we remove all the necessary eggs"
Fiancee: the seed is not a mistake)))

The fiancee:
Application to take Galli,
Call to Rudy
Three Ruby calls back.
Getting to Rudy
5 is Wipes in the closet
Fiancee: This is the order of paper towels

Fiancee: "booking air tickets": "bla-bla-bla... and at the end of the half-page: If more than five tickets, ask for a discount - they are obliged to give it!!!! andquot;
Fiancee: It looks like this boss was especially strict.)

Fiancee: something about history prepared or may geography: "Norway - enemies (enemies outlined,) varyagi"

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