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 10.03.2014
Oleg is wild. "Coursework"

I can no longer have any appetite. I joke because I have to. I drink when it is poured. It’s all purely from principle. Gusev, you’re smart, tell me when will it all end?
“And you shot,” Gusev advised.
The leader whispered recklessly:
I tried a hundred times. I lift up the cock, look into the dool and I understand – nothing holds me back. I can press, you know? Just simply. And it’s so boring... And then I remember: I’m going to work tomorrow. Would something funny happen? So I live.
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