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 11.03.2014
A friend once got sick with hepatitis B.
The hospital is large, there are many buildings, they said they are not allowed to enter the infection room, so I asked where the building, the chamber number already knew. I approach him and begin to scream: “Vityoyoyeok! "Vityoyeok! "The chamber on the 3rd floor so it broke out that there is urine for ten minutes. Only from the neighboring windows of the head female a couple of times elevated."Well" I think "not fate", may the toilet went out or smoke..., in general departed from the building by 50 meters in the direction of the house, goes our common acquaintance with the girl to meet. "Oh, hello, what are you doing here?", "Well, Vitka came to visit, something oral, oral, he never appeared. This is my home ? ?
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