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 12.03.2014
Maidan and swamps are arranged precisely when they do not like such laws, according to which the next nonsense does not give neighbors to live, because according to the law it has the right.

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Laws are needed for that, that in different people the concept of "living neighbors does not give" - different. And there will always be a man who would go out and beat his mouth for being awakened at three o’clock in the day by a hump of cats, who is insulted by the sight of naked people seen in the binoculars of a house five hundred meters from him, or removed by a radio amateur in the neighboring entrance. This does not mean that it should be legally forbidden to make any noise at any time of day or night, there should be a law that obliges everyone to wear a trio at home, and every radio amateur must be displaced to the countryside for one hundred and one kilometers.
It is impossible to completely avoid repair work in a residential house.
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