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 13.03.2014
With Drom, talk about safety pillows.
Half a year ago there was a case - my friend went into the turn of the vase 2110 shooting the wheel and the car went to squat, but at that moment he was not attached and immediately flew out through the front glass. You would then see this car, if he were in it, he would not be there now, because the roof over him was so compressed that there was simply no place for him there.
YYY: But there was another case: an alcoholic uncle of Petya, ate and fell asleep on the bench on the street. At that moment his house burned. If I had reached home, I would have fallen to death, and so only the fingers of my legs were cut off. Moral: Drunk - sleep on the street near the heatway, do not go home, it is unsafe there.
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