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 15.03.2014
Kashmir: an uncomfortable situation? ha ha!
Kasharikovna: I will tell you the uncomfortable situation)))
I go on a bus with my sister. There are some extremely noisy people sitting in front of us. And the back of the chairs is high, and noble faces we do not see. We stop in a town, parking for ten minutes. The sister is screaming in the phone, I thinkfully bread juice and look out the window. Time runs out, the bus runs. Fifteen minutes later, my sister and I noticed that our neighbors were somehow quiet. We, of course, start a dispute: did they go out at the station or just remain silent. I try to cross the back of the chair, but even with my 173 cm in height, it doesn’t work too well. Like no one. I move this to my sister, she says:"I have not seen them go out!". I:"Let them go out, I tell you!" And I pull my hand forward, confident that I will hit an empty seat.
Kowalkiewicz: So is it. That awkward moment when you touch someone’s nose.
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