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 17.03.2014
LosMachos: It’s good to talk about apartments when you’re a moscovite. You just don’t know how hard it is to be a visitor.

KUDUMS: Do you know how difficult it is to be a Moscovite, and even an indigenous, who has only a cat here not born from his homeland?

First, no one believes you. Here you are speaking. You are a rookie, do you believe it?

LosMachos: Well yes

Kudums: and Moskovich will say "yes, we know, yesterday came - Moskovich!"

Qudums: Secondly, a well-founded paranoia develops in relationships, and you are already on the level of instinct looking at foreign girls, and have they not taken care of themselves in your apartment a place for their buyar and bed under the sudden baby?

Thirdly, everyone considers you to be a rich thief, although you have never seen people's money and live in an old two-bedroom cabin with your parents and brother, or in a rented house, earning 40 thousand a month on normal work.

KUDUMS: And the most offensive thing is that you are kind of friends with people, you respect their origin, and they are not, and they will hint that you are a moscal eaten, although they see perfectly how you live.

LosMachos: Moscovites are also people

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