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 05.09.2008
He: I wonder, but what if I disappear from the ass for at least 3 days?
She: I will be very worried about you.
He: Why is this?
It’s because you have become my mother!!! What would I do without you.
He: Sometimes I feel like a pedicure.
She: “Do you like the boys?” o_o 0_o
He said: No, be calm.
I am just friends with girls.
They are really friends...
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