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 21.03.2014
The internet disappeared. My daughter is wandering around the apartment, suffering from worklessness.
I would go, I would walk. I didn’t sit at home at night when I was 17.
D: With whom? I do not have a guy. I will go to study in a big city... and I will change providers there, like gloves! I stand up to everyone’s death! I will not forgive a lost package. They will still run after me!
I: Hey, grandchildren, I understand that I can’t wait at all.
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