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 22.03.2014
The city of intellectuals! Now we are back with a guy from the store, the time of evening, eleven o’clock. Going through the courtyard, it is dark. Here, from the corner, a nine goes out, stops in front of us, a guy comes out and says:
Sorry please! You don’t know, alcohol up to 10 or up to 11 is sold?
For him, up to 10.
The man, obviously disgusting, cries: "Bard!"
He leaned to the guys in the car: "Beard!" Those in response:"Borodaya!" Even we in response left, saying yes, no luck, you didn’t have time.
Sitting in the car and leaving!
Not a single blunt word! The cultural capital, Yapt!
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