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 26.03.2014
The Mistaken:

In fact, in the Middle Ages under the armor dressed a steak (looking like a telogreek, filled with a fist), because the armor protects only from cuts and torn wounds, and the main amplitude of the blow is just extinguished on the armor... otherwise all your bones will break and no armor will help you... In our time, beginners reconstructors sometimes wear a pulpit under armor, when it is not enough to buy a normal steak...
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Nifiga like this, the only correct option - armor on the naked pumped torso.
For girls, there are armor lifts. Hollywood can’t be wrong.
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