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 28.03.2014
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Recently, the ventilation grid in the kitchen stopped working. I put a flame - there is no pull.
What am I?
I sincerely wish everyone who crashes their refrigerators into the air pipes not to stop at the achievement and crash their microwave directly into the sewage collector. They are smart, beats.

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Bro, don’t go out. Write an application to the JEC about the ventilation is stuck. They come and clean up. From the roof. Gray on the rope. And if someone hit the refrigerator there, their problems.
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The problem is that normal people change the whole brick ventilation of the type of "collard" to a modern buffer. While you get to the guilty, you uplift the completely left-handed people the pipes and probably move the giraffe through the brains of the children who have resorted to the winding (they don’t have a refrigerator at the place of ventilation, unlike our hero). On "Zadobbal" just about this "justice" recently there was a post.
Brotip: you measure the distance to the guilty with a small pinch on the measuring cord and start a slope for him. In civil cases, there is a presumption of guilt, i.e. either the innovator enters the apartment and shows that the hole has accidentally stuck and the mine is normal, or a horse fine for damaged communications (and it is really horse).
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