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 01.04.2014
The morning, 10:00 I sleep. A phone call is issued. The further dialogue:
(with a sleeping voice) Allo!
Why are you not in school?! to
What kind of school?! to
How do you talk to me, shit? I am Tamara Fedorovna!
- You ride a steam car with your school, Tamara Fedorovna! I am not going there!
Oh you, the puppy! I will call your mother at work.
“I don’t want to upset you, but my mother is deeply upset that I don’t go to school anymore. Moreover, a hysterical like you, she will send in the ass without any talk!
Well it is all! You have played! be prepared!
The long hips!
Some of the walkers today will get specific slides, I think...
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