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 02.04.2014
Hubble, article on space:
"Once I was in space education, I always wanted to know what would happen to a human being in the open space. The option “he will die” is not offered. For example, what will happen first: freeze, stifle, or break the vessels from internal pressure?
“This is what will happen: first a person will go to the International Space Station, then fly to the Chinese Tiangong station on the Soyuz, then he will experience hallucinations, return to Earth and receive the Golden Globe and 7 Oscars.
I think it will happen, there are precedents.
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