Yesterday in the subway happened.

I go from work, people are not very many, people 10-15.
3 "boy", the nails are painted, the eyes are opened, in general everything is clear... First two of them come out, the next third is preparing for the exit. The door opens, and he turns around and says, “Yes, yes, yes, I’m a pitcher and I like to fuck me!”It’s about to jump out, but... the doors are shut.
I have never seen such a humble face in anyone.