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 06.09.2008
Friends share, as it was on March 8 with lovers.



The first:

It was horrible! Imagine taking him home, right into bed,

After five minutes, he ended up and fell asleep. And a nightmare!

The second:

Oh, and I had it all like a dream! We went to a restaurant and drank a wonderful drink.

The wine. We went to him, two hours of preliminary lust, an hour of sex, and

We talked about everything for an hour! Super is!



At the same time, two men meet at the other end of the city.

It was a wonderful evening! They immediately went to me, the brain did not compost,

I fell asleep, I slept, my mood was great.

I have some horror. I went to a restaurant, there.

The waitress, fucking, brought the most expensive wine. Uncomfortable, I had to take it.

I came home - I didn't get up for two hours, I couldn't finish an hour, then

The hour could not sleep.
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