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 05.04.2014
A small introduction - O. temporarily works in a small town of Uzlovaya, we communicate on Skype.
I forgot to tell you a joke. Today at work, an employee gives TsU to her husband what to take for her daughter at the nursery: take cowards, the same as hanging on a luster, but not red, but black.
N: O_O
A: The day-to-day mention of the cowards on the luster somewhat surprised me, after the end of her conversation I ask – what is it all about?
H: And what, did Simon read?
A: She says they have all their acquaintances, a daughter, and so on. For several years, red women's trousers have been hanging to attract money. Some acquaintances somehow removed it, but then with the money got worse, hanged back. And her daughter's luster is expensive, but the cowards also hang.
N: Oh, this nodule... what unexpected things are there.
A: The employee said she once bought new red pants at fixed price, but her husband said they didn’t smell anything, had to remove them from the luster and wear them (rofl)
N: The mind does not understand Russia.
Q: Does it depend on the size? Is it better to hang strings or a bigger coward? (rofl) For example, the men’s chelabian...
A: No, she says – only women work.
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