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 10.04.2014
Once such a drunkard on the subject of the Russian language, I will tell the most epic story about how one day, as a shabby, I made a visit card for a lady. And she was not who, but the entire commercial director of the company. She called me, described the task in general, and all the contact details for the layout and the list of wishes promised to send by mail. and sent it. Among other things in her letter was a request that hanged me for five minutes: "and at the bottom of the wheel with a graphic emphasis write..."
I did not understand the niqab from the first time and at first I even thought that I probably did not know something about the design of the polygraphy. What is this "colle chart"? Any unfamiliar innovative nanotechnology printing? Any fashion effect like a congress or a thermal lift? So, all the clients already know about it and demand it all, and I missed everything out of sight?
Slowly, panic and doubts about their professional ability began to rise.
It was only here that I arrived.
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