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 07.09.2008
A week ago, our mega-assistant of the pearcher asked everyone a question:
- The typography requires a layout in some vectors in 10m Corel, but I only have 12. How to?
On all proposals to take advantage of the regime "save as..." - offended...

I saw a letter to her today:
Dear Mila, last time I said I needed your logo in Corel Vector Version 10. My program will not open files saved in later versions. It will never open. Even if you pack your file into an archive or rename it to *.jpg! if you have trouble understanding this text - call me and I will tell you which buttons on the keyboard should interest you"
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