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 17.04.2014
XX: Today I watched the Bourgeois series and drank kefir from a bowl, the kefir quickly ended and I turned it up with a bowl, remembered it in fifteen minutes. I open down the lid to drink the rest, the lid is full, and the excess is poured right into the door, I jump off the table, at this moment on the screen another homosexual scene, and the wife just enters. Looking at the screen, the white on my pants, again on the screen, the words "Dear, it’s not what you thought" broke out somehow by yourself.
WOW : and?
XX: I thought it would start, but it just bended in half.
UUU: It’s still better than when Sanok came to me with his wife and said he barely recognized the clothes. Is that really WTF O_o? I read in her eyes.
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