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 18.04.2014
ealand (12:30:38 18/04/2014)
Damn, not an office, but a fantasy world.
ealand (12:31:32 18/04/2014)
A female dwarf is there, a lumpy-eyed elephant - up to two pieces, trolls and goblins wander through the hallways, a red witch at the coffee machine hiccuts, cooking grain, and the director in general is an orc)
ealand (12:37:09 18/04/2014)
Sometimes the founder dragon comes, and whom he catches, he will eat, and whom he does not catch, he will pass by, because the colonel is retired.
ealand (12:37:56 18/04/2014)
And any beautiful knight, jumping to release the princess - is added to the collective, and in a month he can no longer be distinguished from the innate goblin)
ealand (12:41:00 18/04/2014)
And only in the distant, darkest cabinet, sits a large and tattooed orc, in combination - the Dark Lord, and commands this entire Evil Empire.
- Your darkness, there have come bright heroes, again to kill you in the name of goodness! The personal blonde captive Elf tells the Lord.
“Annie, tell me I’ll come back in 15 minutes, and then bring them coffee.
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