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 23.04.2014
I like to cut knives. I grew up without my father and my mother and I had to do everything ourselves. And when I got married, in order to include my husband in the family household, I began to pleasantly ask him to do something at home, well there, to open the bank. Inside scratching his teeth over his scratch. She burned accidentally, not noticing how he came early and went into the kitchen. I am there, oh oh! In two strokes she broke the chicken, in one stroke and just opened the canned bowl...
You know how to make cakes...
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