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 23.04.2014
From Travel Startups:
And if your grandmother works at a milk factory and you sometimes go there to see how they make cream - it is promtourism.
...and if your grandmother has a neighbor, and a 20-year-old granddaughter came to her and you go to the Senegal with her - it is sex tourism.
...and if you come to take your grandmother to the city and take her by car home to you - it is autotourism.
...if you and your colleagues-partners came to your grandmother to drink a taxi - this is MICE tourism.
If your grandmother doesn’t let you off the table until you try all the dishes on the table, it’s gastronomic tourism.
If your grandmother took you around the district, showing you the houses of your neighbors and remembering what was there during the Soviet rule, it is cultural tourism.
If your grandmother washes the bath every day and you have radiculitis after it, it is health tourism.
If your grandmother sent you to the forest by the mushrooms and you are lost, it is adventure tourism.
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