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 26.04.2014
XXX: I’ll tell you about the cults. Care for patients, surgical profile.
XXX: The first patient - with a hernia, everything is okay. The second, with the hernia, is also okay. Then a young man. He has a knife injury (shoot), a medium laparotomy (a long seam in the middle of the abdomen) and some unclear holes just above the subcutaneous area on two sides, clogged with towels. The doctor starts pulling these towels out of the drainage to replace them. The patient naturally eats. Go to the second drainage. We can’t see anything, the sick splashes, and then I realize that I lack air and somewhat suspiciously darken in my eyes. The first enlightenment of consciousness is that I hang in the hands of the teacher. He lifts me up and literally takes me out of the bandage.
Last thought: "He will not take me away! I am fat!"

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