After news of unified tickets to Crimea on the ‘train-bus-ferry-bus’ system, discussion of the news about Rogozin, who said that the United States has been seized by sanctions and Russia will no longer drive American astronauts to the ISS, they can get there themselves with a trampoline. The comments:

Well, you could just raise prices for Americans and make money from it.
yyy: Or deliver them with transplants)
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