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 04.05.2014
I bought a motorcycle C650. The first reaction "Oh you, she can shoot! You can even distinguish the face in the photo. Cheers to you!" Next was the Nokia 3230 - "Ogo, photo up to 1.3 MP, what cool quality! It can be printed!" Nokia 5800 - "Kruto, 3.2 MP, autofocus... shoots very well". Sonic arc 2011 - up to 8MP, autofocus, flash, steep matrix. It is not bad." Samsung Galaxy c3 – All the same 8MP, all the same autofocus. Yes, she still knows how to shoot, right? Quality as quality, nothing special."
xxx: I bought the Olympus system photocopy, the physical matrix more than in all the phones that were combined, the lens is incomparable with the phone eyeglasses, the automatic / scenes / manual settings, a bunch of presets, options... "Fuck, what is so figured? No money for a normal camera? No noise, no soap, no sharpness, no flowers. Throw away this guano, don’t be ashamed!"
Either return my Nokia 3230 or put your hands back on your shoulders.
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