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 07.05.2014
We have how. First you buy a video course, in the advertisement of which promise that you will be able to seduce any girl on the first date. And then in the first lesson it turns out that in the beginning you just have to become a brilliant beautician in shoes for 400 backs. You have shoes. And here, having collected the remains of intelligence in the center of your own baldness and pulling the stomach, you look in the mirror at your cheeks, because of which you can no longer see your ears, and your cheeked beard and you think: interesting... and why a brilliant beauty video course?
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