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 10.09.2008
Sorin said:
I once got caught up with such an eagle on the street, "we give you a wonderful Swedish LED lighting"... I was quite entertained. The lighthouse took it, said thank you, I accepted the gift, put it in the bag and went. He is nearby, "but wait, the gift is that it is sold three times cheaper than in the stores, I didn’t have time to tell you all the terms offered by our company..." And I calmly and joyfully explain to him: "The gift contract is a real deal concluded at the time of its execution. Regardless of the amount, this contract may be concluded orally, as it is executed at the time of conclusion. Your company in your person made me an offer, I accepted it and accepted the gift. The right of ownership to the thing transferred under the contract, unless otherwise agreed, or otherwise provided by law, passes at the moment of the actual transfer of the thing. Thus e. The lamp is already my property, I need nothing more from his firm and from him personally. I am very grateful. No terms of the contract could be discussed, since the donation contract cannot be concluded under a condition, which is expressly stated in the Civil Code. If he believes that I illegally took a thing from him, we can go to the police on the way, and he will make a statement with all the details of the incident. If the police do not help him with anything, then his firm will be able to appeal to the court with a lawsuit against me about the demand for the lamp.
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