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 13.05.2014
From the Forum:

xxx please help me.
Today is 4 day of "attack", but not a gram is gone. I am 31, weighing 80 kg. It should be calculated in 6 days. I lost 2 kg, but...

yyy: Try to eat less salt, 9 grams holds a kilogram of water.

XXX: Thanks for the reply, I’ve already done it. I was pregnant in the fourth month 😉
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