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 18.05.2014
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..."lucky" to sneeze at the moment when the package of eggs was delivered. As a result of the "unlucky sneezing": all the eggs on the floor, clean them no time, hungry you run to work, and in the evening after work in the kitchen on the floor you are waiting for "ovaries": a dozen eggs, a flat layer of dry throughout the perimeter of the kitchen...
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that is, to roast and eat eggs there is a time, and to wipe out a piece of floor until everything has stretched and dried up - is it not time?
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