The miracle:
I: Scandinavians thought women didn’t have a beard because they left.
The magic rope, along with the sounds of cat steps and fish voices.
The rope holds back Fafnir, a giant wolf who will devour the sun in Ragnarek.
And if the beards are back in fashion for women...
<...> Yes, and the last time I saw a cat, it drowned like an elephant.

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I don’t argue, the idea is great and generally explains a lot, but... *facepalm*
by FENRIER. The sun will eat the wolf, Fennir.
Fafnir, the dragon, was captured by Sigmund (Zigfrid). Not even in Scandinavia.
Turn the tails, strike the spies, and teach matchmaking.