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 18.05.2014
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I was with my kids in Spain 10 years ago. In Barcelona, the elderly (15) decided that he wanted to see the sea. I found the nearest water section on the map (there was just the port) and wanted us to go there. And we are not interested in looking at the port, and secondly, my husband's back was wildly sick - 2 km he was dragged with a fist. In short, we decided that the older man himself would go to the port (he knows Spanish better than us all) and we with the younger (12) take a taxi back to the center and go to the erotic museum.
From this was born the phrase of the younger, which became family-friendly - you are lucky, you looked at the ships, and I was dragged into this boring museum.
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