I work as a cashier in a clothing store. There is, you understand, a certain set of standard phrases that are spoken to customers in different situations. So, if someone managed to leave the purchased things in the hands of the cashier, I scream after something from the series: "Young man, you left the package!"
Yesterday, this happened, but the tongue, you understand, plunged, so I managed to give it to the whole box: "Young package, you left a man!"
I haven't seen it for a long time XD