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 19.05.2014
If your husband comes and says, ‘Let’s move!’ and ‘Let’s go,’ you’re picking up a suitcase. If your husband comes and says, “Let’s take the world,” you’re holding the ladder. If your man comes and says, “Let’s shoot the neighbors,” you’re giving ammunition. Therefore, when your man comes and says, “Let’s play together!” and “Let’s play together,” you’re rolling the line.
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