The wicked:

In the army, in the training we had a soldier by the name of Rjadova, and another with the name of a relative. In the evening, when the senior arrived at the letter "R", it was fun:
The Order Order?! to
and I!
Ordinary relatives?! to
and I!

there are 2 options, either in the army and it is not worth going, because there are so many stupid that they do not know the native alphabet;
Or you are 3.14dubble!

It is...
Imho, everything was much simpler, the narrator remembered that both were on R, and when he recounted, he didn't turn up in sequence.
Now go, I started with a small letter.