I am on a jeep (jeep), but in life no one for a minute, and papers with phones I consider a confession in debboebism and anxiety.

Well, first of all, you don’t have to complain, suddenly you go to Moscow :)
And about the paper with the phone - one time I was called and told that I forgot to turn off the lights. And in the other - that in the neighboring house a pipe broke and the excavator was going to dig just under my car.