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 28.05.2014
My friend has a dog of the Scottish Terrier breed - small, black and harmful.

I burned my dog. It is :)
A: In the sense? Who did he eat again?
Yesterday I showed myself as a heroic child.I am washing in the bathroom, and there is a night butterfly kicking on me. I eat from a surprise, and he, hearing this, with a whispering "Hold, help is near!" breaks into the bathroom (effectively opening the door with a moustache), and makes a search of the room for harmful personalities. Then I got up on my back legs and looked at me in the bathroom, and suddenly I needed artificial breathing or something else?
I was directly confused. and :)
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