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 02.06.2014
"Thanks to you":
For this miracle:

xxx: May 31 with Pasha we go out of the food store, I ask: "Sumky in the luggage?", which I hear the answer: "No, there is a tree". We never had a tree at home. In the courtyard on May 31.

Then, of course, it turned out – his mother is doing repairs, and he decided to take her tree until she threw it out so that we finally had a normal New Year.

XX: But at first I was a little in shock.

This is very important....

Did he take a tree from his mother in May while she (mother) is her (tree) - or vice versa??? - did not throw out (ah, may in the courtyard, how-no-how) that they finally had a normal New Year - ah, in half a year, yeah. Fuck you!!! to
Friend's reaction: "But at first I was a bit shocked." At first!!! very little!! Blah a-a-a!! I’m still in a deep shower of this eloxy hatchback! And she - "a little in shock, at first"... And then, meaning, - caneshna, take, NORMAL NEW YEAR (next) we will meet.... or the previous??? Is it better late than never?
"Stop the Earth, I will descend" in nature...
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The tree is artificial. A normal new year in perspective.
You can fall, but no one will stop the planet for the sake of idiots. Somehow by myself.
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