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 04.06.2014
Why don’t you like to walk with Mommy? She is so cute.
She is cute to you as a boy. Here, for example, in one of her journeys she had a history: she didn't go down on food (she was cute), lived in my tent (no meter to carry her didn't help - it wasn't her tent), cooked nothing (the nails were long and in general - she was cute), cleaned nothing behind her. I went, showed all my super-camera, on the question when you can see the photos: "Nobody asked for photos" - they had to be asked, it turns out. After the walk, she clung to my house and said that I was (!) They eat little. not enough. Why do I not like to walk with this "mile"? I am very capricious :-)
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