by Milord:
Or is. Four and a half years ago, my place was in the box office. So they sat.
And it was accepted that when an insurance agent came to take out the money collected from clients, he must come in and call his name loudly in the following form - "I am Ivanov!" or "I am Petrov!"
End of working day. Everyone is steamed, no one’s head is cooking anymore. The agents ended for two hours. And then a man comes in and loudly says, “Bravo, I AM DEAD!”and "
The senior cashier, after a minute pause, blamelessly dividing his hands - "And what can I help?".

by Milord:
My uncle’s name was Alexander.

by Loka-Alanie
The irony of fate :D

by Milord:
Oh well Hole. and )

by Loka-Alanie
Can you imagine how he was at school?

by Loka-Alanie
Someone walks in the hallway and asks: “Who of you died?”?" - "I..." - "Let’s go with us..."