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 14.09.2008
I live in my apartment with a puffy catastrophe - an eight month old cat

His name was Vaska. It seems that one of her ancestors had sinned with the dog, because

The animal has dog habits. When fighting Vaska uses only teeth

(Imagine a cat that runs with its teeth in the foot and, standing on the

The legs try to tear away a piece of meat), the protection of the apartment for her is sacred,

The stranger will not remain untouched. But the most interesting thing is that I rarely

I saw that she didn’t pull anything in her teeth. of any object,

The person on the floor is immediately picked up and begins the journey.

Apartment to sit in one of the cats nights.

So here. I wake up in the morning. is bad. We had talks last night. How

When I got home, I remember badly. I have to go to work. Somehow he brought himself

Okay, but I can't find the car keys. Check all the places where

Drunk you can move the keys - from the toothbrush cabinet to the oven

There are no keys. The cats are empty too. As a mother, I run around the apartment.

I call a taxi. The cat is watching the circus, sitting around.

Toilet with filler. When a taxi arrived at my house,

I go up the stairs and, without shutting the door again, I remember that I forgot.

phone, I go back and see the picture: two light movements of the cat

He scratches the filler in the bowl, takes the keys in his teeth, turns out.

He sees me. I didn’t think a cat could look like this in his eyes.

and panic. If you put the keys carefully, it is in the back!!! Washed in the bedroom.

There was no force to argue, I left, but in the evening the cat scratched in full.

and morally. But the next morning I cried to tears when I was dressed.

I was going out. I looked at the cat, and she stumbled at the pot, convulsively.

she dug the whole filler, turned around - in her eyes read clearly:

Look, the master has hidden nothing.
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