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 12.06.2014
Cms from a pregnant girlfriend:
We do not want to come out to the light of God. Doctors will not do anything until Monday. Uzi was done: long legs were added to the big head. We are beautiful! I lie under a dropper, eat unflavored soup and dream of freedom. Children are not released from here. I will have to delay.
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