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 13.06.2014
I am in the hospital for the second month. All nurses are young and attractive. They come purely to inject (four times a day), or take blood from a vein.
Here I have a small problem. There are such concepts as reflexes.
For two months, as soon as I see a beautiful girl, it means that soon she will do something wrong with you... usually stuffing metal objects into you.
I am looking forward to receiving a discharge from the hospital. How to communicate with girls? Now, when I see them, I begin to be overwhelmed and I expect to be tormented again.
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