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 14.09.2008
I love the sardines.
XXXX: In the sense there is +)
Yyy: and in what sense can you still love sardines? ))))))
The xxx:
You can still throw them. A duel on sardines. play in the likeness of the "cities" using instead of a boycott - a baton. They can also lay on the carpet some nasty word, which is impressed to death as the sardines rot. Even on the sandwiches you can write scrolls for exams - if sho - you can drive that you were hungry in the middle of the exam. The contemplation of a sardine in its pure form is harsher than the contemplation of a flame or running water. Sraardelks as a building material - easily tramped into impenetrable walls from damned enemies. You can use sardines instead of expander. pushing a miniature chamber into the sardine - gastroscopy becomes not only a procedure but also breakfast. Similarly, the sardines can be used as brushes for rolling heavy cargo. The theory of the creation of the world from the sardine is not in any way contrary to the religion of the Pastagarians, so you can also not discard this option and dare to worship the sardine as a god. by drawing on the sardines, you can play scenes from your favorite series or movies, or simply use them as dolls for young children. Here is. I just like to eat sandwiches.
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