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 18.06.2014
Not everything and not all can be matched!
In our bank, a man worked, by the name of a butcher. A little strange – I was looking for my approach to everything. So I saw in his performance the most epic sale - he could not call one customer, the secretary did not miss - that only did not try, nor how! Everyone is advised - yes, take the bombs of others, and he - in no way, the principle of the type )))) Well, and eventually calls her after a while and says "Connect me with Ivan Ivanovich..." exactly so, on "you"! Everyone in the cabinet was alert and listened... The secretary naturally "and how do you, he said, introduce you?"- he pressed "Tell her that the butcher is calling...". Judging by the pause, the aunt sat on the tail, but joined with the director. He listened to everything, and so polite and attentive, as soon as it is in the books on sales, and at the end so carefully asks - "Say, and why "The Carnival?" What a guy answers - "Dak my name is like this...". The customer is delighted (at the end of the day, he passed to us). I then listened to that conversation - a 12-minute orgasm, not a conversation! ))) So it all depends on the seller! :)
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