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 18.06.2014
Context: Menta can only travel abroad to certain countries. There is only Andorra in Europe.

- About Andorra read, there is not even an airport, area of 430 km, the border of France and Spain
How to get into it? by other countries)
Andorra is over.
Why go there already? If you are already in the EU))
HY HY
Could that be so left behind?
They find mint in Monaco, and he is like Niibet, I am here by car, in Andorra. There is no airport, here it is!
He sits at a hi-roll table in the casino. In the fractal. The skies are nearby.
At the same time, it is impossible to avoid those uncomfortable moments, when in a very moderate sound background, disturbed only by a pleasant intersection of tokens and soft barytons of crab, these fucking skies, attached to the table, suddenly slowly begin to fall and fall to the floor with a thunder.
The owner of the skies, by the way, still sees how the skies start to go, and hopes up to blaze, rushing the chair, spreading tokens, making reckless movements... Skies naturally do not catch, but the button stuck on the frake from tension shoots at the neighboring table.
and ?
And they kill the wife of a famous magnat.)
- She sits in the Olympic and like others on the back is written "Olympiacos Perez", for example, she - "Wife of a famous magnate".
He said, “I am what I am? Where do you not know about Andorra?
Source: http://bash.im
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