argont: The phrase of the day "- The server cluster has fallen. Try to reboot. How he fell. On the floor in the sense"
All high availability, fault tolerance and other clever words will never save you from the angry Tajiks doing repairs at neighbors.

Archont: But it was megaepic. Guests from sunny Asia saw a cable going into the wall. Asked the procrastinator - he said "Keselbe jellбере ništiak belde ";

Then they began to pull him out. The cable was good. and armored. With a built-in metal wire. But the fasteners did not do very much - well, why do they? In the building is a pavement. So as not to talk.

The only problem was that the optical cross was standing. And to the stand was specifically so attached to the cable itself, already a normal fastener.

The Tajiks were apparently very strong - "The power is, the mind is not needed!" and pulling the cable overturned the stand. Together with all equipment.

Argont: Well, now I’m running with the screams "AAAAA! The Advocate! The masterpiece is full! It’s like a pitch!"