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 20.06.2014
My wife worked as a lender in a bank.
Comes means to her client to make a loan, she writes his questionnaire data. It is about family status.
Wife: What is your family status?
Client: It is complicated.
Do you live in a civil marriage?
Q: I do not live.
The wife begins to list the passport in the hope of finding something about the client's family status and understands that the page with the marriage mark is missing.
Why is there no page in the passport?
Q: I pulled it out!
I’m sorry I can’t give you a loan because my passport is not valid.
Q: She got me here, shit!! to
Standing up and leaving.
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